read through it and see if you can get the joke! it’s pretty funny and his highness understands that this post would probably earn him a R rated blog in time to come… ouch
but… who cares!
answers can be found below right after the mailer…
Sorry it has been awhile, just work and school got to me. The only thing that hit me all this week and month is Morgan Freeman. In this article you will know more about the incident
JACKSON, Miss. - Oscar-winning actor Morgan Freeman was hospitalized in serious condition Monday after the car he was driving left a rural road in the Mississippi Delta and flipped several times.
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Freeman, 71, was airlifted to the Regional Medical Center in Memphis, Tenn., about 90 miles north of the accident in rural Tallahatchie County.
The actor “has a broken arm, broken elbow and minor shoulder damage, but is in good spirits,” according to a statement from Donna Lee, Freeman’s publicist. A hospital spokeswoman said Freeman was in serious condition but would not discuss his injuries.
“He is having a little bit of surgery this afternoon or tomorrow to help correct the damage,” Lee’s statement said. “He says he’ll be OK and is looking forward to a full recovery.”
Freeman, who won an Oscar for his role in “Million Dollar Baby,” is among the stars in “The Dark Knight,” now in theaters. His screen credits also include “Driving Miss Daisy.”
Freeman and a companion were traveling on a dark, two-lane highway that cuts through the expansive farmlands of the Mississippi Delta when the car ran off the side of the road shortly before midnight Sunday, authorities said. The vehicle flipped several times but landed upright in a ditch alongside Mississippi Highway 32, about 5 miles west of Charleston, not far from where Freeman owns a home with his wife.
Mississippi Highway Patrol spokesman Sgt. Ben Williams said rescuers had to use the jaws of life to remove Freeman from the car.
“He was lucid, conscious. He was talking, joking with some of the rescue workers at one point,” said Clay McFerrin, editor of Sun Sentinel in Charleston, who arrived at the scene soon after the accident happened.
McFerrin said it appeared Freeman’s car was airborne when it left the highway.
Bystanders converged on the accident scene trying to get a glimpse of the actor, McFerrin said.
When one person tried to snap a photo with a cell phone camera, Freeman joked, “no freebies, no freebies,” McFerrin said.
Williams said Freeman was driving a 1997 Nissan Maxima that belonged to Demaris Meyer of Memphis.
“There’s no indication that either alcohol or drugs were involved,” Williams said. He said both Freeman and Meyer were wearing seat belts. The woman’s condition was not immediately available.
Freeman was born in Memphis, Tenn., but spent much of his childhood in the Mississippi Delta. He is a co-owner of the Ground Zero Blues Club in Clarksdale.
“I’m definitely concerned,” country singer and fellow Mississippian Steve Azar, whose video for his hit “Waitin’ on Joe” featured Freeman, said Monday. The two have also worked charity events together. “He’s been the best ambassador our state has ever had.”
“He could live anywhere in the world and he came back home,” Azar said. “I just think it shows a lot about him as a person and how grounded he is.”
The hospital where Freeman is being treated is commonly known as The Med, and is an acute-care teaching facility that serves patients within 150 miles of Memphis.
Also another item in the news that is humorous is that one of the biggest homes to date for the Extreme home team is under foreclosure because of a loan the owners had against it.
Other then this I am doing great and hope I post more on here.
I’m always a little behind the times, but this is some fucked up shit worth mentioning. Jesus Camp is a documentary about a now-defunct (thanks to the movie) Evangelical religious camp experience called Kids on Fire. It shows just how completely insane these people are and, frankly, it’s pretty disturbing.
These Evangelicals focus on children which isn’t surprising since brainwashing adults is probably a lot harder. Yeah I’m not exactly being objective here, but if you watch this thing you’ll see exactly what I mean. Seriously, go rent it! When it’s over part of you will be glad you saw it and part of you will be scared that these idiots are raising children to be “soldiers” in “God’s army”.
My favorite quote: “Let me say something about Harry Potter. Warlocks are the enemies of God!” Alrighty then.
Jesus Camp also features a segment with Ted Haggard, an Evangelical dickhead who was preaching to a church of thousands in Colorado about the evils of homosexuality, abortion, etc. until he was fired after the GUY he was paying for sex ratted him out. See that? This is why I don’t go to church!
…she’s still hot! I don’t care how nasty she looks when she’s inhaling fast food at the mall. When she wants to look good, she looks gooooooood. And is that her real hair? Seems like just yesterday she was as bald as her taco.
I am just about sick of this shit. Someone asks for your help, they promise to pay and they just turn around on you and chew you out on some bull crap.
Posers not need to apply
If you want someone to gripe at, get a wife or husband and gripe away. Shit. Dont bring it down on me. I am not a escape goat.
Yesterday I was determined to get an iPhone 3G so I made some phone calls… everyone in Chicago was sold out… and I was about to give up until some guy at the Apple Store in Deer Park, IL (a little north of Palatine) said they had just gotten an “extremely small shipment”.
I hauled ass to the store which took about an hour and, after waiting in a short line for about 30 minutes, a store employee was helping me set up my new white 16 gb iPhone! Sweet. I would have preferred black but whatever.
It’s great that the iPhone is basically a mini porn machine, but all the other bells & whistles are what make it so fucking cool. In fact this device is so cool that I kind of feel like a douchebag being seen with it in public! That feeling will go away eventually, but right now I can’t help but think people are watching me tap away at the screen and they’re thinking “omg that guy thinks he’s such hot shit”, kind of how I used to look at people who walk around with a bluetooth earpiece on their head.
So far my favorite features are the GPS location mapping and all the 3rd party apps that can be downloaded directly on the phone from the App Store.
This is the free crap I’ve already installed:
Pandora - iPhone version of Pandora.com’s music genre player Facebook - Stripped down version of the site AOL Radio - Plays live radio from various stations around the country (so I guess I can’t complain about the lack of an actual fm radio anymore) Last.fm - iPhone version of Last.fm’s music player Light - Just turns the screen white so the phone can be used to see things in the dark TapTap - Stupid game that will probably get uninstalled shortly BoxOffice - Finds local movie theaters and showtimes, and also has movie synopses Shazam - “Listens” to music that I’m hearing in the real world and tells me what song it is SportsTap - Tracks live sports scores from all the major sports Midomi - Basically the same as Shazam, so one will get uninstalled eventually Yelp - Finds local restaurants, bars, etc. from Yelp’s website Google - Google search tool made for iPhone NYTimes - News & crap eBay - iPhone-optimized version of the site YPmobile - Yellow Pages search
GPS assists some of these applications, such as BoxOffice and Yelp.
I definitely couldn’t get this on my old piece of shit phone
In case you haven’t heard, Apple/AT&T’s 3G iPhone launch is somewhat fucked. Oops!
“There’s a worldwide issue with iTunes that Apple is working to resolve. We’re signing people up for service in the AT&T stores — their plan, their phone number, etc. The final step is to tether to iTunes. We were doing that for customers in our stores, but while Apple is working to resolve the iTunes issue, we’re having customers do the iTunes synch later at home (or in the office…wherever they prefer to synch to iTunes).”
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